Thursday, September 07, 2006

Send straitjacket please.

I've got another one to add to my list of potential signs of FCP.

I got all excited when my chart went triphasic this morning.

Oh my.

It was exciting to see that giant leap on my chart.

Despite the fact that neither of my p-word charts were triphasic.

And the even bigger fact that the only way I could be p-word is by immaculate conception.

And, oh yeah, the cramps and PMS that are strongly hinting against immaculate conception.

It's been a nice month off, I'm ready to move on... so this is a good thing.

1 comment:

DD said...

If Mary, Mother of Jesus can be found on a pancake, then there's hope for an immaculate conception.

You just have to BELIEVE, sista'!

Sorry, too much caffiene.