OK, so I've crossed everything off my to-do list, including some stuff that wasn't on there.

Yes, I caved. Yes, I tested. No, I didn't like what I saw.

Fortunately, since I'm ever-so-prepared, I was pragmatic enough to buy the super-giant package o'pads along with my tests... because we all know a negative hpt will bring on AF quicker than provera ever could. Not surprisingly, I've already got cramps. Rub it in why don't'cha?

Yeah, so today's turning out even suckier than I had expected... and I didn't even buy my fucking Oreos.