But, since I am Suzy-Sunshine, here's my newest theory on why it's good that my period reminds me of the shower scene in Psycho: that estrogen must really have made a difference if it's taking this long to evict. Can you imagine what it's going to be like when we have a really good lining* and the IUI fails? I'll be building an ark just to get away from my bathroom.
OK, that last part was maybe a little gross.
People, the truth is not always pretty.
*as opposed to 'acceptable'